We have a plan to reduce crime and anti-social behaviour.
Let’s hear it.

We only have two somewhat definite ideas:
Cameras
BBQ featuring Seagull Hamburgers

The other ideas are deliberately open ended and vague: mysterious even.
People love mysteries!
[sounds of celebratory gunfire]

But hang on, What’s with the BBQ and Seagull hamburgers?
The residents will be amazed by the hamburgers and repent and stop committing crimes against themselves.
err...It’s not likely to be the bad people who will come to the BBQ. What makes you think they will turn up?

We’re still working on that part.
[later, back in planning]
List of Ideas:
1: Kidnap the PM of Belgium (if it exists)
2: Seagull hamburgers at a BBQ
3: Cut down all the trees so the cameras can see EVERYWHERE!
4: Profit?

hmm...not sure about 1 and maybe we can put 2 on the back-burner for now.

3 is something we can definitely do. It solves other problems as well. I saw a movie once where a bad guy jumped out from behind a tree. I reckon that’s the main problem. I don’t think I need to talk to anyone in the area. This just seems so obvious to me.
[celebratory gunfire]
Lets tell the Justice dept we have a plan of action (maybe don’t mention the trees though explicitly) and get them to go halves in the cost. We are so smart.

[more celebratory gunfire]